Now we're talking about something that's really important!
I am just a pretty selfish guy. Marriage has proven this to me above all else, but it has done very little to rectify the situation (or so my wife tells me). I don't know why it is, but if I want something, there is very little other people can do to convince me that other things ought to be higher in priority. Heck, other people, on occasion, might as well not exist (except, of course, you, dear reader).
Let's face it, I work in a field where, ideally, it will be daily confirmed to me just how smart I am. I write on blogs where, ideally, people discuss things that I have to say. I am also an underwear model.
I just love me so much that I have to take a lot of me time to think about me.
Perhaps this should change. Ad campaign notwithstanding, I am not getting enough love from the blogging thing (at least, there is one member in my fan club). In my (actual) career, I am mired in adjunctness. Surely there must be something out there to give my life more meaning.
Maybe if I got an x-box.